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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:17 am | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 29 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 7:40 am | |
| - PrincessJaded wrote:
- It was outrageous. It was blasphemous. It was utter and complete narcissism. It was…
Hardly a surprise. LOL Awe man, how come all of his fangirls turned traitor? That's so unfair. - PrincessJaded wrote:
- And to add insult to injury, his daring Imouto adopted new siblings. Siblings of the cooler variety at that. Benign was lost in a world where his value toward the princess had depreciated. He had fallen from being her only brother to being merely the "oldest one. He had become, overnight, the Yen to the Dollar. From “Onii-chan” to “Only me-chan”.
Awe, this was so sad. I felt teary eyed for Benign reading this. - PrincessJaded wrote:
- Truth be told, he truly adored her.
<3 - PrincessJaded wrote:
- The genie, who for the most part was neutral, was fed up with his awkward un-awesomeness.
Whaaa... Potgenie! Explain yourself! lol - PrincessJaded wrote:
- Especially not our blissfully oblivious “hero.” Benign had just changed his avatar and was merrily posting another of his character-altering posts when it happened.
This is the last time I let you give me a new avatar, Imouto. I never knew it would come back to haunt me! Haha. - PrincessJaded wrote:
- Azeroth
ROFL, nice addition Arc. - PrincessJaded wrote:
- [center]Cue Benign’s theme song…
Give it to me, baby Uh huh, uh huh Give it to me, baby Uh huh, uh huh Give it to me, baby Uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly… … for a white guy! Zomg... I'm speechless. I had an epic evening, too, btw. Check out what rolled into my apartment building a while back (main reason I went offline and away from the forum during this special moment of Chapter 3) According to the name tag, her name is Harley. She's a hyperactive fun stranger-loving kitty. First thing she did when I opened the door to the hallway is run up to me and nuzzle against my feet. There's a phone number on the collar as well, but when I called I got a voicemail. I left a message and I'm waiting for a response. Hopefully the owner gets in contact with me soon. In the meantime, I ran out and bought kitty litter and cat food. Looks like I'm having a guest for the night. | |
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Potgenie ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2058 Age : 35 Location : Tropical Goodness. Registration date : 2009-01-04
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| See, Diane... people think this is EPIC! From reviewing to animal-gushing? What a way to stretch the contents of a single post. XD (BTW, the last photo is creepy.) | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 29 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 4:14 pm | |
| - Potgenie wrote:
- (BTW, the last photo is creepy.)
Wha... no it's not, I think it's cute! So, UPDATE. The kitty woke me up at 6 a.m. today with a lot of meowing to change her litter. I guess my makeshift one wasn't that big. She's very well trained, though! Led me right to it when I woke up. Another UPDATE: Her owner got in contact with me this morning, and came by to pick her up. She's now back into the hands of the elderly man that cares for her. They'll live happily ever after. Goodbye Harley, I'll miss you! <3 She was with me for a only single night and yet it was still heartbreaking to watch her go. | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:33 pm | |
| Potgenie had a point. It was kinda creepy, that those are cat eyes for you.
OMG, you're such a girl! Well as long as you didn't sentence her to death. | |
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emotionless-robot ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 1075 Age : 31 Location : Coming to a theatre near you... Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:40 pm | |
| BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are truly EPIC.
I heart you all XD | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:41 pm | |
| Thanks! ily too! | |
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emotionless-robot ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 1075 Age : 31 Location : Coming to a theatre near you... Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:45 pm | |
| So are you serious about writing about everyone???
I feel like you'd be our "historian" - cataloguing our EPIC-ness throughout the ages and all... | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:47 pm | |
| Well if everyone's okay with that! I'd totally do it!
Last edited by PrincessJaded on Fri May 15, 2009 6:51 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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emotionless-robot ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 1075 Age : 31 Location : Coming to a theatre near you... Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:51 pm | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 6:52 pm | |
| Hhm... one-shots. Benign's story was dragged out through complete BS. Creative titles help! This will be fun! | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 29 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 7:08 pm | |
| - PrincessJaded wrote:
- OMG, you're such a girl! Well as long as you didn't sentence her to death.
What're you talking about, Imouto? This was love at first sight right here! I shall miss her forever. And what do you mean my story dragged on too long? The only thing bad about it was that I died in the end! It was so sad. I really felt for me. =( | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 7:20 pm | |
| No I just meant that I could have killed you in part one. I just dragged it because I didn't think I would write another one until I decided to give Aana her own. You felt bad for you? And you wonder why you imploded! Love at first sight? lol. | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 29 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 7:29 pm | |
| - PrincessJaded wrote:
- You felt bad for you? And you wonder why you imploded!
Of course! If you didn't feel bad for me, you have no heart. - PrincessJaded wrote:
- Love at first sight? lol.
Most definitely! She was cuddly, fuzzy and adorable! All the traits I look for in a girl! (well, maybe not that middle one...) | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 7:35 pm | |
| I do too! I cried for the kitty when I thought you were going to kill her!
You like fuzzy girls. Damn! I need to edit part two! | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 29 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 7:50 pm | |
| Way to take things out of context, Imouto. And there was no way I was going to have Harley put to sleep. | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 7:54 pm | |
| That's what I'm here for!
And you so were. You were gonna take her to a "shelter!" | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 29 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 8:00 pm | |
| No, no, no.
I said I was going to call animal services to help me find the owner if it took too long for him to reply to my voicemail. I never had any intention of leaving her at any place that was not my apartment. ;p
There were never any thoughts of putting her to sleep at all! | |
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Aana ::Gennai::
Number of posts : 2312 Age : 33 Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 8:58 pm | |
| AWW HARLEY'S SO CUTE!! And that was pretty epic... - Quote :
- "Gennai in particular watched from her throne of batpig bones"
<3 ...Which planet did I come from!? | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 9:00 pm | |
| You were from Too-New-And-Fantastical-To-Be-Named. Thought you'd like that throne! | |
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Aana ::Gennai::
Number of posts : 2312 Age : 33 Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Fri May 15, 2009 9:06 pm | |
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xReadItAndWeepx ::Rookie::
Number of posts : 335 Age : 33 Location : In a galaxy far, far away...called New York. Registration date : 2009-05-07
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Sun May 17, 2009 3:12 am | |
| This whole thing was awesome, Diane. It was really funny. | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Sun May 17, 2009 3:17 am | |
| Thanks. Get to know him better and you'll see that it was all true! lol. | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 29 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Sun May 17, 2009 3:21 am | |
| I think you need the label: "exaggerated for the purposes of comedy." | |
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D ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 35 Location : In Your Heart, and Yours, and Yours! Oh, and Yours too! Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser Sun May 17, 2009 3:22 am | |
| How did I know you'd cry about what I said?
LMFAO!
ily, onii-chan! | |
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