The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser

PrincessJaded wrote:

How did I know you'd cry about what I said?

You obviously know me a tad bit too well.

Siblings Inc. hereby presents to you all...

The Top Ten Questions you’ve always wanted to ask ARCtheElite but were too afraid to ask!


10 ) Just what makes you so Elite, anyways?
Sure, we all have to start somewhere, don't we? Not all of us are born elite, so let's find out what makes Matt so special!

9 ) How many licks does it take until you get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?
Here we are, all hopeful that you are able to answer the age old question.

8 ) If you had the choice of meeting George Lucas or getting your own real Lightsaber, how loud would your fangirlish scream be?
C'mon now, we know you'd make one!

7 ) Who's the next somebody that's "gonna get a hurt real bad" by Yuri?
Just give us a fair warning, c'mon, please?

6 ) How big is your "machine gun," and how rapidly does it fire?
The ladies want to know!

5 ) If we were all Lockdown characters, in what order would you kill all of us?
Just so we know who we should aim to be running ahead of for when the time comes, y'know?

4 ) What's one special attribute that a woman could have that would win you over instantly?
There's bound to be at least one, I'm sure of it!

3 ) A Star Wars cast member has just shown romantic interest in you - what do you do?
I know you're thinking of Natalie Portman! You're thinking incorrectly!

2 ) Top or bottom?
You know what I'm talking about!

And the number one question we’ve all wanted to ask…

1 ) If you were the star of a chick flick, and were given the choice to pick between either BenignUser or PrincessJaded to be your lip-locking partner for the next scene...





























How much alcohol would you need to be able to go through with it?
Be sure to let us down gently! We both hurt very easily.

AHAHAHAHA! I love these questions!


10 ) Just what makes you so Elite, anyways?
Sure, we all have to start somewhere, don't we? Not all of us are born elite, so let's find out what makes Matt so special!
The REAL Answer: My name comes from the ARC-170 starfighter, which was an "elite" starfighter used by the Republic Navy, as well as Aggressive ReCon troopers, who were the most elite soldiers in the Grand Army of the Republic.

The RIGHT Answer: I'm just awesome like that.

9 ) How many licks does it take until you get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?
Here we are, all hopeful that you are able to answer the age old question.
I've never tried. I rarely have the patience to lick or suck on a piece of candy. I just chew.

8 ) If you had the choice of meeting George Lucas or getting your own real Lightsaber, how loud would your fangirlish scream be?
C'mon now, we know you'd make one!
Somewhere between 86 and 97 decibels, at approximately 250 Hertz.

7 ) Who's the next somebody that's "gonna get a hurt real bad" by Yuri?
Just give us a fair warning, c'mon, please?
Your mother.

6 ) How big is your "machine gun," and how rapidly does it fire?
The ladies want to know!
The REAL Answer: Like hell I'm going to tell you!

The RIGHT Answer: My XM214 "Six Pak" Minigun is 104.1 cm long, capable of firing 5.56mm shells at a rate of 400-4000 rounds-per-minute.

5 ) If we were all Lockdown characters, in what order would you kill all of us?
Just so we know who we should aim to be running ahead of for when the time comes, y'know?
First, I'd start with the people who have few or no posts, since they would be the equivalent of "cannon fodder". Then, to sate my sadistic bloodthirst, I'd line everyone up (tied up, of course, so no one can escape), and ask Star Wars and/or musical trivia. First wrong answer is a knee-capping. Second wrong answer is a bullet in each shoulder. Third wrong answer is a headshot. The last person alive gets a reward...a painless death.

Holy hell, did I just write that?

4 ) What's one special attribute that a woman could have that would win you over instantly?
There's bound to be at least one, I'm sure of it!
Um...I'm not sure. There are probably many attributes that could win me over, but none instantly.

3 ) A Star Wars cast member has just shown romantic interest in you - what do you do?
I know you're thinking of Natalie Portman! You're thinking incorrectly!
Say wtf and move on with my life. Especially if it's Mark Hamil, since he looks like he's 80.

2 ) Top or bottom?
You know what I'm talking about!
(I have no clue ) Bottom. The flavour shots in the snow cone usually winds up more at the bottom, leaving the top rather tasteless.

And the number one question we’ve all wanted to ask…

1 ) If you were the star of a chick flick, and were given the choice to pick between either BenignUser or PrincessJaded to be your lip-locking partner for the next scene...





























How much alcohol would you need to be able to go through with it?
Be sure to let us down gently! We both hurt very easily.
I will answer with a question: who's paying?


There, I answered them. Your turn, Onee-sama!

ARCtheElite wrote:

AHAHAHAHA! I love these questions!

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. ^_^

ARCtheElite wrote:

6 ) How big is your "machine gun," and how rapidly does it fire?
The ladies want to know!
The REAL Answer: Like hell I'm going to tell you!

ROFL.
You've surely disappointment all the ladies!

Okay, Otouto... here we go.


10 ) Do you and your best friend use the same brand of shampoo?
After all, this is a juicy little bit of trivia and also part of the “Best Friend” test!
I doubt it. He uses Axe like it's shampoo! *shivers*


9 ) If you were forced to dye your hair blue, how long would you last until the urge to shave it all off overcame you?
A difficult choice! Ugly hair color or no hair at all?
I've done pink, purple, burgandy, orange*cries*, blonde... I think I could live with blue until it grows out.


8 ) If you had to give up your instant messenger or your cell phone, which would it be?
Oh my, no IM’s or no Calling/Texting? It’ll be torture either way!
I can't choose! That's like asking a mother of twins which one she loves more!!! *cries* Onii-chan, you are EVILE!!


7 ) Are you usually the dumper or the dumpee?
Hrm? Well, are ya?
Is that even a real question?
PrincessJaded breaking hearts since 1989!


6 ) What’s your favorite pick-up line from Fresh Prince?
We all love Will’s cheesy lines, after all.
I feel kinda embarassed. I don't watch nor did I watch, even when it was popular. I know the song though... *lame*


5 ) What’s really going on between you and “Oniichan?”
The answer lays buried deep within the earth, locked away in a coffin chained twice over and guarded by the GATES OF HELL! And it would still disappoint everyone, wouldn’t it?
*looks around panicked* NOTHING! I SWEAR!!! He's like old and likes cats!


4 ) Does your boyfriend wear boxers or briefs?
Oh-oh… it’s getting personal…
Why would you want to know this?! WHAT KIND DO YOU WEAR, HUH!?


3 ) If you and BenignUser got into an argument, how would you beg for forgiveness?
Of course we know that’s how it would turn out…
Beg!? Ha, he's the one who begs! Gah, I'm fueling question number 5! Ignore my answer!


2 ) Who wears the pants in your relationships?
A rather curious question, indeed!
Is this a trick question? Okay, I'll be honest. I let him think he does! *giggle*


And the number one question we’ve all wanted to ask…

1 ) If you were stuck on a deserted island with only BenignUser and ARCtheElite for company…




























How would you kill yourself?
Oh, come on now, were you expecting a different ending to this one?
ARC ain't so bad. Onii-chan... that's another story. Do I have a gun, poison, perhaps a rope? How the hell did we end up on this damn island anyway!?
Jagged rock... cliff... gouge my eyes out with a stick... hang myself with a vine... are there vines!? Drown myself...
So many options.






Based on the principle that I'm your Onee-sama, I'm not even gonna ask about your machine gun! lol.

I don't think Question #5 is as interesting right now as it was when the Top Ten List was first written. lol. ;p

My machine gun? You mean the real or the right answer? If it's the right answer, just wiki it. Although technically it's a "microgun" instead of a "minigun", and was never put into full production.

Cat lover!


I meant that non-techincal answer.

PrincessJaded wrote:

Cat lover!

Why are you picking on me over Harley?

You brought it upon yourself. (Harley was adorable!)

PrincessJaded wrote:

I meant that non-techincal answer.

How does one answer that, exactly? Especially the speed part. Do I use mph, or meters/second, or what?

I don't know. SPS?


(I let you figure that one out.)

PrincessJaded wrote:

You brought it upon yourself. (Harley was adorable!)

I know! So how can you blame a guy for liking her? =(

I forgot you liked them fuzzy.

My bad.

~_~


That's only in terms of cats, mind you!

Riiiight.

So, anyone who's going to get Top Tenned next?

Benign?


You can write his!

You can feel free to Top Ten me.

I won't do anyone else unless they request it.

I never requested it.

You're right. I just wanted to pick on you.

Besides, you told me you were smiling after you read it! <3

PrincessJaded wrote:

Benign?


You can write his!

Why don't we each write five questions?

Deal. I got dirt! lol.

Not tonight, though. Tonight is reading night for me (not to mention it's 1:43)

Yeah, I'm dead on ideas... 1:18 is a byproduct of that.