PC Madness

Subject: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:25 pm

Okay people. I was thinking of making this since the cut-scenes thread but I quickly forget. Here are some politically correct terms I've found:

Adultery - Affair
Gay/Lesbian - Has an alternative lifestyle(ooh, classy!)
You fail - You are passing-impaired
Lazy - Energetically challenged
She's been grounded - She encountered social speed bumps
He's late - He has a rescheduled arrival time
Gossip - Speedy translation of merely factual information

Though some of them are funny(fine, a lot of them), Political correctness should have its limits lest we be deprived of bluntness and pictures like THIS

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:54 pm

About that picture, LULZ. I thought Pikachu was a dude but as I can see from his lack of penis...

Anyways, those terms are great. You Fail made my day. Smile

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:05 pm

I've seen that picture before. It made me laugh!

I think my personal favourite out of those would be Gossip! Wink

And energetically challenged... ooh. *goes to change signature*

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:19 pm

Damn, I wanted to use that one! Wink

But, Andre, great find! Razz

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:36 pm

I found that amusing.

Any more PC terms, anybody?

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:48 pm

My affair didn't work out and so I decided to try out an alternate lifestyle. You may be wondering why I'm going about with this, but my wife is passing-impaired and I'm too energetically challenged to properly teach her anything.

She ran back to her parents once she found out, and has there encountered a few social speed bumps. At the moment I'm busy trying to make my second rescheduled arrival time to meet my potential future partner.

When I finally arrived he was no longer there. All that was left behind for me was speedy translations of merely factual information.

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:55 pm

You're such a dork! Razz

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:56 pm

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<3

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:37 pm

BenignUser wrote:: My affair didn't work out and so I decided to try out an alternate lifestyle. You may be wondering why I'm going about with this, but my wife is passing-impaired and I'm too energetically challenged to properly teach her anything.

She ran back to her parents once she found out, and has there encountered a few social speed bumps. At the moment I'm busy trying to make my second rescheduled arrival time to meet my potential future partner.

When I finally arrived he was no longer there. All that was left behind for me was speedy translations of merely factual information.

I love the way your mind works.

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:45 pm

Thank you, thank you... *bow* I'll be here all afternoon.

What's with the dots, Aana? :p

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:51 pm

That was me contemplating your awesomeness.

In awe, might I add.

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:59 pm

SugarSpiral wrote:: That was me contemplating your awesomeness.

In awe, might I add.

^_^ You're wonderful!

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:08 pm

Yeah, yeah. Bring down the ego! Razz

omg, you should post the others you found!

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:23 pm

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

Your homework isn't missing, it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."

He does not get: Falling down drunk He becomes: Accidentally horizontal

He is not a: Cradle robber He prefers: Generationally differential relationships

He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia

She does not have a killer body, she is terminally attractive.

She does not have great cleavage or a great rack, her breasts are centrally located.

She is not easy, she is horizontally accessible.

She is not a bad cook, she is microwave compatible.

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:30 pm

Oh, wow. It's still 5.30am and you've already made my day.

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:43 pm

Goggles, you're exactly 12 hours ahead of me?! Geez. Razz

As for those new terms and the paragraph... LOVE YOU.

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:48 pm

Well, it's 22:48 here and that's also made my day.

And my day has been GOOD!

Subject: Re: PC Madness Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:53 pm

smile-in-ur-sleep wrote:: As for those new terms and the paragraph... LOVE YOU.

<3

Subject: Re: PC Madness Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:18 am

Haha.. those are great!

Subject: Re: PC Madness Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:20 am

Quote :: Oh, wow. It's still 5.30am and you've already made my day.

Andre, what are you doing up at 5:30am? It's unatural!

Subject: Re: PC Madness Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:24 am

Probably school? *shakes head* Poor, poor things. XD

Subject: Re: PC Madness Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:04 am

Is that so strange? I wake up at around 3.30am Wednesdays and Fridays because my first class is 7am and it takes ~2 hours to get to school.

Subject: Re: PC Madness Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:41 pm

Woah, that's pretty tough.

When I'm awake around that time it's because of insomnia or because I felt like being up early.
The latter's happening more and more Rolling Eyes

Oh, and Darko? (I'm going to keep calling you that until the end of time)
All the terms and little paragraphs? Awesome. Like a Star @ heaven

Subject: Re: PC Madness Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:07 pm

TWO HOURS?!

Well, my school is in the south east end of the city and I'm on the south west... oh well. Meh. Still half an hour... Razz

Subject: Re: PC Madness Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:09 pm

Actually it takes me 1.5 hours on average but I always give an extra thirty minutes just in case.