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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 28 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:02 am | |
| My ego is really not that big.
Imouto's talking about the other thing. That one is huge. | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:06 am | |
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I like you. XD
Though doesn't thinking that contribute to the ego? | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 28 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:10 am | |
| I suppose it adds a bit to it... But really though, my ego isn't as big as some might claim. It's just a misunderstanding that stems from me thinking I'm better than everyone else. | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:15 am | |
| I've always enjoyed the: "It's not that I'm better than you, it's just that you're inferior." | |
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BenignUser ::Champion::
Number of posts : 813 Age : 28 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-09-24
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:18 am | |
| Ooo, that's a good quote! | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:40 am | |
| Thanks, I paraphrased it, remembering it from who knows where.
All this talk of egos has made me realize my online ego is toned down compared to RL. | |
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Potgenie ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 2058 Age : 34 Location : Tropical Goodness. Registration date : 2009-01-04
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:53 am | |
| *cries* I missed out on so much! And oh I love this generator!
"Ding Dong! Food Calling!"
*runs off* | |
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Aana ::Gennai::
Number of posts : 2312 Age : 32 Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:30 am | |
| Make someone happy with a Donghae. Have you forgotten how good Donghae tastes? The Donghae that likes to say yes. Go to work on a Donghae. Bet you can't eat Donghae.
Got Heechul? The ultimate Heechul machine. You press the Heechul, we do the rest. The non-sticky sticky Heechul. The best part of waking up is Heechul in your cup. | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:51 pm | |
| Awesome! | |
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smile-in-ur-sleep ::Champion::
Number of posts : 694 Age : 31 Location : Six feet under the stars. Registration date : 2008-09-06
| Subject: Re: Generators! Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:05 am | |
| Can You Tell Your Mom From Butter? Because I'm Worth Your Mom. Your Mom with the Less Fattening Centres. Your Mom is so Bracing. It Could Be Your Mom. | |
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xReadItAndWeepx ::Rookie::
Number of posts : 335 Age : 33 Location : In a galaxy far, far away...called New York. Registration date : 2009-05-07
| Subject: Re: Generators! Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:27 pm | |
| Welcome to Kaname Country. Because I'm worth Kaname. It's Kaname time. Kaname really satisfies.
Good Kain has danish written all over it. We're serious about Kain. Don't leave home without Kain.
Drink a pinta Vampire Knight every day. | |
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Catching Rain ::Champion::
Number of posts : 820 Age : 31 Location : Planet AWESOME! Registration date : 2009-04-20
| Subject: Re: Generators! Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:37 am | |
| "Daisuke comes to those who wait" "Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Junsu" after that I kept cracking up and couldn't stop laughing. | |
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emotionless-robot ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 1075 Age : 31 Location : Coming to a theatre near you... Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:21 pm | |
| Sweet as the moment when Ken went "POP". Now with 50% more Ken! Monsieur, with this Ken you are really spoiling us. Designed for Ken. What can Ken do for you? Because Ken can't drive. Don't be vague. Ask for Ken. Give that man a Ken. Just do Ken. Super Ken is almost here.... love this. | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:44 pm | |
| Just do Ken is my fave, that's going in my siggy | |
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smile-in-ur-sleep ::Champion::
Number of posts : 694 Age : 31 Location : Six feet under the stars. Registration date : 2008-09-06
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:08 pm | |
| Sweet as the moment when Ken went "POP"?! My mind goes to cherries... | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:01 pm | |
| Cherries? lol, never heard that one before. But, yeah, mine too | |
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BertieTiger ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 562 Age : 31 Location : England Registration date : 2008-09-08
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:26 pm | |
| "What can Ken do for you?"
The question should be... "What CAN'T Ken do for you?" | |
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Catching Rain ::Champion::
Number of posts : 820 Age : 31 Location : Planet AWESOME! Registration date : 2009-04-20
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:42 am | |
| Hear, hear! *raises a glass* Please Daisuke the world over. Daisuke born and bred. Make it a Daisuke night. Thank Daisuke it's Friday. Wear Daisuke. It's A Beautiful Daisuke. I've seen the future, and it's Daisuke-shaped. Don't you just love being in Daisuke? Ring around the Daisuke gets your whole wash clean. Daisuke is what we do. Watch out, there's a Daisuke about. Wooooow... those are some amazing slogans right there. | |
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smile-in-ur-sleep ::Champion::
Number of posts : 694 Age : 31 Location : Six feet under the stars. Registration date : 2008-09-06
| Subject: Re: Generators! Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:55 pm | |
| Alyss just made a poll for the best slogans. Go vote. NOW. | |
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Catching Rain ::Champion::
Number of posts : 820 Age : 31 Location : Planet AWESOME! Registration date : 2009-04-20
| Subject: Re: Generators! Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:09 am | |
| This is the most amazing story generator ever. http://www.the-elite.net/---/story/XDDDDD You just fill in the blanks and VOILA! You have the most random crack fic ever. Have fun! Although I'm pretty sure Monochromon AREN'T furry. It all started when our protagonist, Daisuke, woke up in a desert. It was the seventh time it had happened. Feeling very relieved, Daisuke hit a fork, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Subsequently, he realized that his beloved Digivice was missing! Immediately he called his best friend, Miyako. Daisuke had known Miyako for (plus or minus) 2,000 years, the majority of which were sassy ones. Miyako was unique. She was charismatic though sometimes a little... funny-smelling. Daisuke called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Miyako picked up to a very mad Daisuke. Miyako calmly assured him that most hamsters shudder before mating, yet bunnies usually earnestly yawn *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Daisuke. Why was Miyako trying to distract Daisuke? Because she had snuck out from Daisuke's with the Digivice only five days prior. It was a striking little Digivice... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Daisuke got back to the subject at hand: his Digivice. Miyako sneezed. Relunctantly, Miyako invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Digivice. Daisuke grabbed his ironing board and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Miyako realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the Digivice and she had to do it skillfully. She figured that if Daisuke took the Viper, she had take at least three minutes before Daisuke would get there. But if he took the digiport? Then Miyako would be really screwed.
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Miyako was interrupted by seven oafish Monochromon that were lured by her Digivice. Miyako shuddered; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling frustrated, she randomly reached for her stapler and skillfully deflowered every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the moor, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the digiport rolling up. It was Daisuke.
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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Sears to pick up a 12-pack of spoons, so he knew he was running late. With a mighty leap, Daisuke was out of the digiport and went charismatically jaunting toward Miyako's front door. Meanwhile inside, Miyako was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the Digivice into a box of spoons and then slid the box behind her television. Miyako was pleased but at least the Digivice was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Miyako surreptitiously purred. With a heroic push, Daisuke opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some pestering retard in a Vette,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Miyako assured him. Daisuke took a seat inside where Miyako had hidden the Digivice. Miyako grimaced trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Daisuke was distracted. Rather abruptly, Miyako noticed a funny-smelling look on Daisuke's face. Daisuke slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Miyako felt a stabbing pain in her foot when Daisuke asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the Digivice right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A oafish look started to form on Daisuke's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's butterknifes from when she used to have pet capybaras. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Daisuke nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Miyako could react, Daisuke thoughtfully lunged toward the box and opened it. The Digivice was plainly in view.
Daisuke stared at Miyako for what what must've been two nanoseconds. Almost immediately, Miyako groped sassily in Daisuke's direction, clearly desperate. Daisuke grabbed the Digivice and bolted for the door. It was locked. Miyako let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Daisuke,' she rebuked. Miyako always had been a little annoying, so Daisuke knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Miyako did something crazy, like... start chucking oven mitts at her or something. Soon afterward, he gripped his Digivice tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Miyako looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Daisuke. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame nine days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Daisuke. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Miyako walked over to the window and looked down. Daisuke was gone.
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Just yonder, Daisuke was struggling to make his way through the swamp behind Miyako's place. Daisuke had severely hurt his arm during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Monochromon suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Digivice. One by one they latched on to Daisuke. Already weakened from his injury, Daisuke yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Monochromons running off with his Digivice.
About five hours later, Daisuke awoke, his butt throbbing. It was dark and Daisuke did not know where he was. Deep in the hazy bush, Daisuke was overwhelmingly lost. Almost immediately, he remembered that his Digivice was taken by the Monochromons. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a enlarged Monochromon emerged from the moor. It was the alpha Monochromon. Daisuke opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the Monochromon sunk its teeth into Daisuke's neck. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Daisuke's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.
Less than six miles away, Miyako was entombed by anguish over the loss of the Digivice. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' she cried, as she reached for a sharpened mitten. With a quick thrust, she buried it deeply into her butt. As the room began to fade to black, she thought about Daisuke... wishing she had found the courage to tell him that she loved him. But she would die alone that day. All that remained was the Digivice that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Monochromons, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:43 pm | |
| I... What the... LOL! and let's just leave it at that. There are no words XD
The deflowering of the Monochromon with the stapler is my favourite bit though :3 | |
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Goggles ::Ultimate::
Number of posts : 1192 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere out there. Registration date : 2009-06-26
| Subject: Re: Generators! Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| I spent seven minutes of my seventy-year lifespan reading that?
cool. | |
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Catching Rain ::Champion::
Number of posts : 820 Age : 31 Location : Planet AWESOME! Registration date : 2009-04-20
| Subject: Re: Generators! Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:19 am | |
| I know, right, Nina? It's so crackfic-ish that even the crackheads are like, "Whaaaa--?!"
You sound offended, Andre. Hahahaha, just kidding. XD | |
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emotionless-robot ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 1075 Age : 31 Location : Coming to a theatre near you... Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:58 am | |
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Na-cat ::DigiDestined::
Number of posts : 998 Age : 31 Location : La belle France! Registration date : 2008-09-05
| Subject: Re: Generators! Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:10 pm | |
| I fully accept the insinuation, deliberate or no, that I am a crackhead Oh, you were talking crack fic? Oops. Oh, well, still applies! | |
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