Competition:: Best (of the Worst) Mary Sue!

Ok guys, heres the deal.

I want a short work of fanfiction -one shot, between 1-5 A4 pages worth- of Digimon + OC.
When you've written up your entry, tell me and I'll post a new topic for the entries. This topic is only for confirmation you will be taking part.

There are very few rules to this competition, but those that do exist need to be followed:
-No serious issues. These pieces are for humorous purpose only.
-No posting on FF.net- not until we have a clear winner.
-The rating needs to be within K-T.

The idea of this is to create the most annoying OC- Mary Sue or Gary Stu, they need to drive us up the wall!
Originality would be appreciated.
Anyone interested?

Wow. That's going to be hilarious! Count me in!

I'm up for it is there a time limit?

Not for now...
But remember, no posting on FF.net until a winner is chosen!

this is going to be fun... i'm in...