Mighty Putty <3

A guy goes home to find his girlfriend naked. She says "Tie me up and do whatever you want!"

So the guy tied up the girl to the bed, then dimmed the lights in the room...

... and played Starcraft.

...of course.

Okay, so my boyfriend works on cars. And one day we're talking about how I fail with them.

Me;; "I'd probably break the car by looking at it."
Him;; "Only Criss Angel could do that."
Me;; "...does that mean you made out with Criss angel?"
- wait a moment -
Him;; "WTF, I never thought of that!"

O_o I don't get it.....

Here's another lame band joke...

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.

Ahaha. Aha. Ha. Laaaaaaame. I know, but I giggled.

I also giggled.

Aah, that was excellent.

I should try that someday...