"Wouldn't You Rather Be Darko?"
"Taste the Darko."
"The Darko that Refreshes."
"Come See the Softer Side of Darko."
"Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Darko."
"Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Darko."
"See the Darko, Feel the Shine."
"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Darko."
"The Darko of Your Life."
"From Our Darko to Yours."
"We're Serious About Darko."
"Yo Quiero Darko." <--- Imouto's favorite
"Darko Makes Everything Better."
"What Can Darko Do For You?"
"Get Busy With the Darko."
"You Can Do It When You Darko It."
"Darko Saves Your Soul."
"Come To Darko, And Let's Get It On." ....?!
"Darko-Lickin' Good."
"A Darko Is Forever."
"Nothing Sucks Like A Darko."
"Smart. Beautiful. Darko."
"Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Darko."
"Solutions For a Small Darko."
"Darko Just Feels Right"
"Darko: The Other White Meat."
"The Dirt Says Hot, The Label Says Darko."
"The Darko that Smiles Back."
"Double the Pleasure, Double the Darko."
"So Easy, No Wonder Darko is #1."
"I Wish I Were a Darko Weiner."
"Darko - It Does a Body Good.
"8 out of 10 Owners Who Expressed a Preference Said Their Cats Preferred Darko.
"Happiness is Darko-shaped."
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