When I was younger, and wanted to marry George Clooney, I went through a slight Batman phase (owned all the movies, got nothing but Batman toys for Christmas, dressed up as Batgirl for Halloween - though everyone thought I was Batman because I had to wear my winter coat underneath and therefore had Michelin-man muscles), etc.
So I bought five billion Batman comics.
I don't think I ever actually read them though - I just liked looking at the pictures.

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