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Lol, that is true. I'll give you that.
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See! Very Happy
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I'd argue against that.
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Let's go then DORK!


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I hereby present to you all...

The Top Ten Questions you’ve always wanted to ask PrincessJaded but were too afraid to ask!


10 ) Do you and your best friend use the same brand of shampoo?
After all, this is a juicy little bit of trivia and also part of the “Best Friend” test!

9 ) If you were forced to dye your hair blue, how long would you last until the urge to shave it all off overcame you?
A difficult choice! Ugly hair color or no hair at all?

8 ) If you had to give up your instant messenger or your cell phone, which would it be?
Oh my, no IM’s or no Calling/Texting? It’ll be torture either way!

7 ) Are you usually the dumper or the dumpee?
Hrm? Well, are ya?

6 ) What’s your favorite pick-up line from Fresh Prince?
We all love Will’s cheesy lines, after all.

5 ) What’s really going on between you and “Oniichan?”
The answer lays buried deep within the earth, locked away in a coffin chained twice over and guarded by the GATES OF HELL! And it would still disappoint everyone, wouldn’t it?

4 ) Does your boyfriend wear boxers or briefs?
Oh-oh… it’s getting personal…

3 ) If you and BenignUser got into an argument, how would you beg for forgiveness?
Of course we know that’s how it would turn out…

2 ) Who wears the pants in your relationships?
A rather curious question, indeed!

And the number one question we’ve all wanted to ask…

1 ) If you were stuck on a deserted island with only BenignUser and ARCtheElite for company…





























How would you kill yourself?

Oh, come on now, were you expecting a different ending to this one?
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What? Lol. I'm royally confused.
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LMFAO!
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Potgenie wrote:
What? Lol. I'm royally confused.

Suspect
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What's with that face???? *cries*
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*ahem*


I had blue hair six months ago. You dissing my ex-hair colour?
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Blue hair is smexy! I love you Aana!
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I love you too!
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LOL I had red hair about half a year ago.
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I've done Raspberry Pink! It was so cute!
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SugarSpiral wrote:
I had blue hair six months ago. You dissing my ex-hair colour?

Blue hair isn't for everyone. 'Sides, you obviously realized six months ago that you didn't want it anymore, right? Razz
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I'm boring. I have white hair, because I'm prematurely old.
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It's okay... hair dye fixes that up! *pats Potgenie's head*
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LOL. *feels like a three-year-old*

The interesting thing is that after about a month or so, the hairdye makes my hair a mixture of brown, copper, golden PLUS the originals.

Oh, and pulling out white hair can be very addictive!

(I think I should shut up now)
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Yeah, I used to have dark brown hair with coppery-red highlights(that was actually my natural hair color) until I started dying it. Now... it's black because I don't want to bleach it again! Sad My poor hair.

At least it's just white hairs. I'm the queen of split-ends. I have an addiction to straightening my hair!
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Dyeing my hair turned it frizzy after it comes out!
So I'm constantly dyeing it!
At the moment boring brown!
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Diane, your natural hair colour actually sounds really nice.

The presence of all that emerging white hair always puts me off highlighting!

I know what you mean! In this weather, my hair ALWAYS frizzes up... but I think I'd look like a doofus with straightening, so yeah.

When I was a kid, I was known as the kid with the lion's mane!
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So Onee-sama, are you going to answer those questions?

Pretty please? (I know I sound like a stalker, but I'm naturally curious)
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Hey everyone! *waves*
Beta'd by Potgenie!
DISCLAIMER: There will be NO romantic interludes between ANY of the characters! This is NOT a romance story! And no disrespect is meant toward anyone!


The Untimely Misfortune of BenignUser
Part Two


Before we continue on, let’s get a little background information on our favorite “User.” Benign has a Slavic name that took a couple people a while to crack. Mostly because he left unhelpful hints – actually, mostly none. His penname was actually a typo. He lives in Canada. He has had a mud mask facial. He is, for the most part, a typical guy. He likes fuzzy girls. He thinks his logic-problem solving skills rock. He leaves novel length reviews. And he is an internet thief.

Does that give you more insight on our “hero?” Shall we proceed?

With his newfound enemy, ARCtheElite dominating the forum, Benign knew that allies would be necessary. But he was at a loss. There was no one aside from Gennai who he associated with. Despite knowing that he needed friends, he was hesitant to approach the other members. He felt himself inferior to their awesomeness.

So he went on with his day to day activities – School and stalking his favorite Korean video game by the name of StarCraft, which he oddly considered a sport. And it must be noted that he also kept up with his lengthy RP posts in the hectic world of “Dark Side.”

Then came the fateful day when he used Daisuke in the cruelest of methods. Motomiya Daisuke was forced to cripple the divine ego of… Ishida Yamato. This was the worst offense any male, fictional or not, could throw at another. Yamato’s man-hood was tossed into “polite” conversation. However, this same catastrophic post raised many eyebrows, including those of an irate PrincessJaded. A princess who was furious over the fact that one of her fictional boyfriends was so greatly insulted.

And thus started a mini-war. One that Benign was not even aware of. You see, the princess just so happened to be a fellow RP’er, the one who claimed the life of Ishida Yamato. The princess was a sneaky and devious person. She would stop at nothing to see her wrongs righted.

After the princess’ put-off feelings were relayed to Benign in the form of her following RP posts, he sought to right his error and to dispel any possible negative feelings between himself and the princess. Mostly because she was significantly more dazzling and all around terrific-er than himself. To put it mildly, he was in awe.

So he sent her an apology, requesting “no hard feelings,” saying that his actions were “all in the name of fun.” Still, the princess was wary of this shady figure. She kept her guard up and continued a steady string of PMs to see if she could bypass his awkwardness.

Which eventually did happen. But so did her knowledge of his emotionless-ness. Leading him to his first nickname… Squiggly Spoon. Benign did in fact, have the emotions, not to mention the mental capacity, of a wooden spoon. Sad, unfortunate, but true.
Then came the quizzes.

Now, buried deep in the murky bowels of “Fun” lays “Game/Quiz: Lots of people seem to enjoy these...”

"Quizzes" was a quiet place, occasionally visited, and rarely posted on. Until a genie’s post set off a flurry of responses. Simple questions were asked – stalker-esque questions in fact. But because of blatant curiosity or pure boredom, the questions kept coming, and the answers poured in.

We learned of shared loves of Pringles, what color underwear people wore, the preference between hugs or kisses, the fact that most of the members don’t care about their shoe laces except for Benign, that Potgenie was lied to her entire life about butter and margarine, ARC is apparently the most worriless person alive, guys buy clothes at Wal-Mart (*shivers*), and Benign’s love of clicking the “QUOTE” button. Oh and Aana the Mighty Deleter got a theme song.

The quizzes did service the knowledge of Benign’s over-fed ego and slowly but surely, he began to emerge from his shell. Particularly when he posted a quiz and the last question was a personal sense of self boost for himself, by himself.

By this time, the princess and Benign had established a nice friendship. So when one quiz in particular was posted, a little bit of playful banter was exchanged between the two. Gennai, being the whiz of subtlety, pointed out that this exchange of typed words came across as “one married couple”-ish.

“ROFLMFAO!”

That was basically the princess’ reaction. She liked Benign, sure. But not in that way. She had seen him as, “the cynical older brother who you love to pick on.” Which was completely true. She loved to point out his misfortune at every turn… and vice versa.

And from that one line… Imouto was born. This sparked a bit of confusion at first. Namely the confusion of its similar pronunciation of the Chinese word meaning wooden head. But soon enough it caught on, and everyone was happy to have learned the meaning of a new word.
PrincessJaded brought it on herself. She was now plagued with a loyal, friendly, and off-beat onii-chan.

While everyone would like to think that that was the end, and that our hero drove off into the sunset, with his hair flying in the wind… it is regrettable that the end is not yet near. For ARC still lurked, well hidden under his infamous flowing trench coat, waiting for the day when he’d be able to rid himself of Benign’s presence for good.

And while Benign was enjoying the friendship of this pristine adopted sibling and his acceptance through Quizzes, Personality, Word Association, and RP… he let his guard down…

And slowly Gennai began her descent.





Dun, Dun, Dun!
Is there another villian?! Will our "hero" emerge victorious!?
Find out next time! Very Happy
ily,
Diane


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ILY too!

Very Happy And I love part 2!
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Wonderful wonderful quizes...
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