THIS RANT HAS NO INTRODUCTION
*que the the sound of gunshot and a cat meow'ing*



Critics.
They bug me.

One day as I sat, content with my new hoop gleaming in the corner, I decided now (or rather, then) would be a respectable time to watch some SuJu videos on YouTube. Why not? The music makes me smile and the dances make me giggle. It was a fine idea, at the time.

I was happy as a clam watching pretty Korean's dancing and singing. But it was not to last. We all know the problem with YT. Things take so long to load!!

But no! I was not going to get pissed off with a slow connection! I decided to amuse myself by reading the video comments.

That's when it happened.

"Are there actually any videos of Super Junior when they're not lipsynching?"

[Important Note: I was watching a video of one of the "live" performances, because then you get to see the whole dance -hoorah!]

This was followed by some comments questioning the bands talent margin if all they do live is lipsynch.


Um, exsquease me? Baking powder?

Double-you-tee-eff?


Question for critics: Could you dance like that? Honestly? No, probably not. Because it's quite likely your a pathetic excuse for a human being, still living at your mothers house because you haven't got a job or a social life, and therefore you have way too much time to sit on your fat ass and pick holes in people who've actually made something of their lives.



Same to anyone who's ever criticized Amy Lee's (Evanescence) voice during live performances. Now, I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the key she's singing in is C minor. And can we just take a second to note the kind of person who's criticizing her performance? Oh, would you look at that. It's a chubby alternative kid, you know the type- the one who dresses in a lot of gothic clothing, with straggly badly dyed hair and a expression of constant depression. The ones who pretend they're being ugly on purpose. The ones who, quite frankly, should shut the hell up because they haven't got a hope in hell of ever singing that well.





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[Btw, I got bored of constantly using the Arial Black font. <3]

HEY, MAH AMY LEE CAN SING. SHE'S A TRAINED OPERA SINGERRR. THAT CRITIC DUDE CAN STFU.

[and yes, it's C minor.]

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All her songs are in c minor? That's intense.

Tell me about it.

Aana... *glomp*

But you know, SuJu can actually sing. There's a bunch of videos where they're just messing around and they'll start singing.

And yes, they can sing.

Argh, people are just mean.

Oh yeah, I know.


...I just didn't want to sound too obsessed....

SuJu = <3, Aana, it's okay. It's alright to be a bit obcessed.

And yeah, every song is in C Minor, because it's her vocal range. I /think/ she can hit three octaves. Not too sure though.

3 octaves? Now THAT's intense.

Mariah Carey can hit 4.

I curse my less-than-2...

If you had more than three... I think that'd be a little scary.

Have you guys heard little boys (before puberty hits) sing?

I have... I used to be one of them. On falsetto I can hit 3 octaves... *sigh*

Are you sure you do? I don't think you'd be all that happy if you sound like that now... Lol.