Author's Notes: Just an attempt at humor. Oh and Taito fans don't be offended by Tai's refusal at seeing him and Matt as a couple. It is not meant as bashing.

Tai dragged his entire body up the steps of his apartment building (the elevator had an 'Out of Serivce' sign stuck to it) and he collapsed on the couch as soon as he was inside. The entire day he had been running from one place to another; first, he had to shoot a few scenes for the tv show he was on called Digimon; second, he had a brief lunch date with his girlfriend Sora; finally he had to go to soccer practice in which he had to run extra laps for being late (like it was his fault the train had been delayed).

Across from him, his younger sister, Kari, glanced up at him from her laptop and raised an eyebrow. "You look dead, Tai."

He grunted.

She rolled her eyes at him and went back to her laptop.

They passed a few moments in silence when he finally grew irritated and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Reading fanfiction."

Tai blanched; when his sister had first informed him that the fans of Digimon wrote their own stories about him and the rest of the cast he had been intrigued (and slightly creeped out). Then he had read a fiction depicting himself and his best friend Matt as a couple.

Now he had nothing against gay people but neither he nor Matt was gay and even if they were he would not go for Matt (probably because they would end up killing each other). He had sworn off fanfiction then and there.

"God Kari. It's not Yaoi is it?"

"No. I'm reading a Michi one-shot."

"A what?"

"Michi. It means you and Mimi as a couple."

Tai grinned. While it was true he loved Sora and would never conisder cheating on her, he couldn't deny that Mimi was sexy. Or that he had the occasional fantasy about her.

Kari shook her head at him then grinned evily.

"Don't get too exited yet, Tai. You haven't heard about the Taikari fans yet."

He lost his grin as a preplexed expression settled on his face. Then his mouth dropped open and he looked horrified.

"Taikari? That doesn't mean you and me as a couple does it?"

She nodded.

Tai was agahst. "Don't they know we're brother and sister?"

"That doesn't seem to matter to them."

Tai looked green. Suddenly, he leapt from the couch in a sudden burst of energy and ran into the bathroom.

The sound of retching filled the quiet Yagami apartment. Kari grinned.

He had taken it much worse then she had.

That was good!

TaiKari, I swear I've seen only one of those and was, like Tai, disgusted.

No jokes - TaiKari is just plain WEIRD.

And disturbing...

Haha, loved Tai's reaction, although I wonder what Kari did when she found out...

^,^ Cute!

That was beutiful!