Aana, I have just one question...
how did you force yourself to read that in its raw state all the way through without becoming a mindless glob of flesh on the floor in front of your computer? Because I would have read the first sentence and fled for my life faster than the Battleship Galactica.
This was just pure, epic genius. I applaud you on your bravery. XDDD
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This picture is made of epic win. SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME EPIC WIN.